21 • it/him/them • local vampire
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Uni.
HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW
UHHHHHHHHH
(via mak-to-the-future)
me when people are surprised to find out that Joel Schumacher was gay
(via milfygerard)
File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense
(via mak-to-the-future)
the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they’ll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don’t have a vascular system this is the best i can do
(via milfygerard)
i see a convo w a character ai and i keep scrolling
listen im seeing tags about people agreeing that ai bots can be really inaccurate and i want to point out that this is NOT about that. the ai bot can be as accurate as you want it to be i still get mad at em.
its not about how good they do at emulating a character, its about that they aren’t a person making creative choices and i hate that. i want to enjoy my characters with other people. hold my hand and tell me all about why you think your blorbo is autistic or likes your favourite shitty band. i love you. if a bot randomly shuffles those opinions out idc if theyre even the same ones im exploding it with my mind.
What’s the point of loving content if I know there isn’t someone as obsessively fucked up as me sitting on the other side of the internet
(via mak-to-the-future)
when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno
I don’t believe you.
just watch
(via atroppa-nightshade)
Yes! The whole point was they were just kids. They were kids behaving like kids. So Juliet is easily swayed and Romeo is a fickle teenager who falls in “love” at the drop of a hat. The point is that if their families weren’t sworn enemies, this probably would have played out very melodramatically with tears and teenage heartbreak. But no one would have died. The point was that this family feud took your average teenage love affair and made it into a big tragic mess. What would have been just a bad breakup for the both of them to get over in a couple weeks became a secret marriage and tragic deaths instead.
(via milfygerard)